justlittleneckbeardthings

Anonymous asked:

I am a professional circus performer who teaches fire eating and other arts for a living. My boyfriend is an incredibly hot, caring, loving man who is everything I could ever want (on top of being fucking loaded lol.) A neckbeard has been harassing me on facebook for about four weeks now about how I'm "too good" for my bf and how he can take me away from "everything bad I've ever experienced." I lold.

justlittleneckbeardthings answered:

  1. congratulations on the baller job holy shit. i do fire twirling for fun and i’ve always wanted to learn how to breathe fire
  2. blocking him is by far the easiest way to handle online wankers